You Removed Cornelius!

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Those were some pretty harsh words you wrote about Cornelius and his mental condition. It looks like they’re not going to let him participate in any more experiments where he’ll get to interact with all the other chimps. He’s about to get traded to the Columbus zoo where they don’t get special attention, good food, and worse, he’ll be living in Ohio! Barf! The paper is still in the submission process and you can still retract it before it gets published. What do you do?

Retract the research

Force Cornelius to live in Ohio so that you can get your name on a paper

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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