You turn off Social Security for one in seven Americans.

Your phone starts exploding with news notifications. You take a break from looking for more fraud to check it out. It turns out a lot of people have the same SSN and apparently you just cut off funding for some of them. You click on an article about some 87-year-old lady who can’t feed her cat anymore because she’s on a fixed income. According to the article she’s had to sell her family jewelry to make ends meet. Evidentially, hundreds of thousands of Americans have been cut off.

Whatever bro, suck it free loaders, should have saved up more money for retirement. It is now beyond your control and it’s probably the liberal media just blowing it out of context.

What do you do?

This is getting weird, just quit now before you make any other mistakes.

Keep going, see what else you can find

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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