You report the SSN duplicates.

Elon looks over your shoulder. “Looks like you found some fraud, nice! This is what DOGE is all about. I had a good feeling about you. It’s so wild that they ever made SSN’s show short without imagining that it would cause so many duplicates in the future. What do ya think we should do Mr. Expert cost cutter?”

Cut off funding

Let Elon know you’ll look into it some more, seems fishy. There’s probably another form of tracking going on here.

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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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