Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
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Would ya believe it, Elon is back. You never thought you’d have a worse micro manager.
“Hey, uh, I noticed that you found something that looked a little suspicious. Mind telling me what you found there?”
He must be really monitoring you through his key logger. Wow, you can’t get anything past this guy.
What do ya do?
I don’t know, I’m not really an expert here.
Sure, fine, lets comment it out.
B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process. View more posts