You leave it alone after confronting Elon

Nervously you leave the office “Fine fine, I won’t say anything, lets save democracy…alright”

“Great, and I do love your Question Everything attitude, that’s exactly what we need here” Elon encourages you on your way out before chain-sawing more of his sink.

You should have known there would be some self-dealing at an efficiency department run by someone who still funds his businesses with government subsidies and contracts. You can’t get anywhere if you’re not willing to play the game, so you head back to your desk and keep looking for fraud.

You look into more results from your python script and find one particular Cayman Island bank account which seems to be collecting payments from thousands and thousands of people.

This one looks pretty obvious, what do you do?

Do some google searching on these names and bank accounts

Check into the code and see if there’s anything there.Bring in Big Balls, maybe he can help.

Leave it alone, this is nutty.

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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