You eat the salad

vegetable salad on plate

You wake up the next day in your bed. You’re not even sure why you’re there or even where you are. You open up your phone to see that you’re in some Air BnB in DC of all places and you don’t have the foggiest idea why.

Well, guess you weren’t able to help DOGE find the fraud in the COBOL system. Or were you? You’re not quite sure.

Try again?

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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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