You eat the burger. It is that sort of well-done patty that really makes you hate eating fast food. It took all the joy out of beef, even the bun was smooshed and soggy, but you were so hungry you didn’t care.
“Good, amazing, I love this guy! Go get him back to work,” he called his agents back in.
They took you outside the oval office and before you knew it, you started noticing something off. You could look at a painting and see if it was a forgery. You could look at a person and, in an instant, you knew every lie they ever told, every dollar they stole or if they were LGBTQIA+. It was all fraud, everywhere you looked was fraud in some odd definition of what fraud was. It was all fraud. Somehow, something in that burger awakened you to the reality that anything and everything that wasn’t a sacro-sanct Judeo-Christian marriage of two US citizens which didn’t accept any welfare was actually fraud.
Sorry but you’ll never help DOGE find fraud again. Trump has poisoned you with his big mac and now you’ll spend the rest of your days believing Trump to be the brother of Jesus Christ and fighting the woke mob who you will soon believe to be run by demons, the anti-christ, and the Qing Dynasty until a massive civil war tears apart the United States leaving us open to British imperialism once again. Better luck next time…
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