It turns out that there’s an extreme sect of Jehovah Witnesses that don’t believe in birthdays so hard that they don’t want their children to know about them even in government paperwork. Apparently, birthday feasts have roots in paganism. While some just report 1 January as their birthday to have something for the paperwork so that they can get drivers licenses faster, others refuse to ever give any birthday to the state. This zero’s out their age in the system which makes them 150 years old. Now a bunch of Jehovah’s witnesses over 65 our outside of your door protesting your actions.
B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.
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