You have a nice evening to relax and tackle that massive government database in the morning. No point in pushing it or you’ll make mistakes. You take a couple hours to reset your brain with some mindless TV at your Air BnB and go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
You wake up bright and early to take the Metro into work and use your badge to get into the office. It doesn’t work. You try again and nothing. After knocking on the door, no one seems to be at the desk. After looking at your phone you notice that there’s a text from your former boss Elon.
Sorry but I can’t have people on the team who can’t work late. Better luck next time
OOoof, looks like you got fired and couldn’t find any legit fraud for Doge, maybe next time in 10 years when your NDA expires.
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