“There’s no way anyone would design a system on such an old Epoch. I just don’t believe it” Elon scoffs. “I’ll look into it but I’m probably cutting these people off.”
You are unable to convince Elmo otherwise and soon a huge protest appears outside.
It turns out that there’s an extreme sect of Jehovah Witnesses that don’t believe in birthdays so hard that they don’t want their children to know about them even in government paperwork. Apparently, birthday feasts have roots in paganism. While some just report 1 January as their birthday to have something for the paperwork so that they can get drivers licenses faster, others refuse to ever give any birthday to the state. This zero’s out their age in the system which makes them 150 years old. Now a bunch of Jehovah’s witnesses over 65 our outside of your door protesting your actions.
What do ya do?