Your hamster gets used as spare organs

“Wow, congratz on the success. I got ya something, maybe it’ll cheer up new Dini.”

“What’s in the box ya got there?” Sarah asks.

“Oh, uh, well I figured you could use a new hamster uh while you create the new Dini.”

You open the box revealing a new Dini, Sarah squeals.

“OOOOh, he just looks like old Dini, they’ll be best of friends in no time. Thank you!”

Days pass and the Barnach Tarski’d Dini does not get any better. One day you awake to a tiny scream in the middle of the night. You wake up to see the two hamsters on an operating table. You, don’t realize but Sarah determined that the Dini look alike shares so much genetic similarity with the new Dini that he’s an organ donor match.

“The new hamster reminded me of the old Dini, but he was still not the same. New Dini needed a kidney…and a liver…and a heart…and—”

“I get it this is grotesque.”

“I’m sorry but only one Dini could live, I chose my Dini.”

Your new hamster was chopped up for organs, the Banach Tarski Dini soon recovered from the procedure and learned to stay inside its cage. You failed in stopping your roommate from Banach Tarski’ing a new hamster…

YOU LOSE!

Try again?

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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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