You keep traveling East.

You keep moving and see the first signs of human life. It’s a group of men riding on motorcycles your way. You clinch as these guys look dangerous, like Mad Max dangerous. You hit the acceleration on your car zooming faster and faster weaving in and out through the abandoned vehicles on the road. The biker gang closes in on you. There’s a tight spot between two overturned big rigs but you thread it just barely slipping past the bikers as they slam on their brakes. Your tires blow out it’s a trap.

You jump out of your car to discover you are soon surrounded by a violent gang wielding spears and make-shift weapons, and hockey masks. You are absolutely defenseless.

What do you do?

Give Up

Fight

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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