You go looking for supplies.

Posted byB McGrawPosted inArticles

You Drive into town looking for supplies. You haven’t seen a human soul for two months. As you get closer the roads become littered with abandoned cars but somehow there’s enough space to weave your way through. You have to stop and siphon gas from a few but you manage to keep a full tank through your journey. You get close to the town and see a big sign that reads.

“ERAG QUARANTINE ZONE DO NOT ENTER WARNING ZOMBIES TURN AROUND OR DIE CLOSEST REFUGEE CAMP 100MI WEST”

There’s not a soul in sight, what do you do?

Go to town and search for supplies

Go to the ERAG CAMP

Go East, screw ERAG, you enjoy being a lone survivor a little too much

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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