“Wow, congratz on the success. I got ya something, maybe it’ll cheer up new Dini.”
“What’s in the box ya got there?” Sarah asks.
“Oh, uh, well I figured you could use a new hamster uh while you create the new Dini.”
You open the box revealing a new Dini, Sarah squeals.
“OOOOh, he just looks so cute, they’ll be best of friends in no time. Thank you!”
Days pass and the two hamsters get closer, the new hamster is apparently a lady hamster, and they get very close. The new romance is just what the clone Dini needs to recover from the experimental procedure. The lady hamster Lily surprises everyone when she gives birth to the first liter of hamster babies. They are something unique but there’s something wrong with them.
You raise the baby hamsters as part of your growing family, but they aren’t normal hamsters, they don’t act like normal hamsters, they grow into full grown hamsters in weeks and begin populating at a wild rate. Soon you find the cage is stuffed with hamsters from this mutant race. They soon develop separate warring tribes within their hamster cage. You can’t get rid of them fast enough and soon they all escape. Your neighborhood months later is a new hamster fiefdom, and you are now subjects to this burgeoning hamster race too powerful and intelligent as they develop warp drive technology before humans. After a year, humans are now the inferior race and day and night construct massive monuments of colorful tubes and skyscrapers to accommodate for the new race while they expand to new planets in different galaxies.
Wow, not only did you not stop your roommate from resurrecting her dead hamster with the Banach Tarski paradox, but you’ve enslaved the human race.
YOU LOSE!
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