You both blindly enter in your equations into her special 3D printer and let er rip. You watch in anticipation as each irrationally infinite and unending slice and scan of the original Dini body begins to get digitized, sampled and reprinted. Right before your eyes, a new identical Dini begins to form before your very eyes.
One hour of wild printing later and you have done it, you and your roommate have done the impossible and resurrected her dead hamster!
“DINI!” She swoops in for a kiss, “He’s already breathing! We are SOOO getting published…THIS. IS. BIG!”
“Yeah, it’s great,” you share in the excitement, you can’t believe it but it’s almost like he was never dead. Same personality, same energy, health, runs on his wheel. It’s a perfect recreation of the old Dini, just maybe with a little weight loss from the not so perfect sampling but you did it. You both created a perfectly healthy hamster!
You both are successfully published in the most prestigious journals documenting your journey to finally find an application for the once thought useless paradox. Not only that, but your roommate starts feeling better not having to deal with her grief.
You did fail in your mission of enabling your roommate’s abuse of abstract mathematics and weren’t able to prevent her from recreating her hamster but you didn’t let her screw up the process in the meantime.
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