You insult Sarah’s plan

You know exactly what she’s trying to do and you know that there are absolutely no real world applications of the Banach Tarski paradox other than impressing college freshmen and sounding smart to friends and family.

You respond a little bluntly.

“This is a joke, right? I wouldn’t expect you to carry on a joke like this so far, over a hamster you cared so much about.”

“It’s no joke, I’m going to do this and you can either join me or get out of the way!” Sarah defends. “I’m actually going to do this, and I can’t believe you don’t think I can pull this off, I’m amazing at proofs! I don’t want your opinions anyway.”

Sarah shouted, in her time of weakness you made fun of her and her proof writing skills. What do you do?

Double Down

Apologize

Don’t Apologize

Buy a new hamster

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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