You both watch Another vSauce video

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You both watch a 18 minute long video about cutting a bagel in a way that creates two interlocking identical bagels from one bagel. Even though most of the video is watching the vSauce guy carefully cut a bagel miraculously without hurting himself, it has both of your full and undivided attention.

“I think so, doesn’t that guy look a lot like one of the Aunty-Donna guys?” You notice one of the Aunty Donna sketch comedy guys looks EXACTLY like the vSauce guy.

“Aunty-Donna? Haven’t heard of em.” Sarah admits

“Oh they’re real funny”

It was at least a great escape from her current tragedy.

What do you do?

Back to the math. I don’t think that’ll work on anything other than a sphere that can be sampled an infinite number of times. That’s stupid, don’t do that!

Topology is just weird like that. Banach Tarski sounds really tough and not quite the right application of that paradox, could you explain how you plan on doing that?

Help Sarah resurrect her dead hamster with abstract mathematics.

You have to show Sarah some Aunty-Donna videos, they’re amazing

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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