Wouldn’t it just make a hamster half the size

You, a grown adult knows that a hamster or any normal living being cannot be sampled an infinitely amount of times like perfect mathematical spheres, you explain.

“I imagine, you would be able to sample Dini sure, and maybe make a replica of Dini, but wouldn’t that make Dini half the size? Eventually you’d have to stop at the atomic level, probably cellular level with the printer. I did not discuss this with you when we moved in, but I have a strict No splitting the atom rule in this apartment,” you state.

“Honey, I know we never explicitly discussed it, but we both know Dini could stand to lose some weight. He’s got some atoms to spare.”

She had you there, Dini was a big hamster, he could probably be halved a few times before he starts to have heart problems. So that didn’t work, what do you do now?

Dini cannot be Paradoxically decomposed when he is already normally decomposing

The Axiom of choice is a bad assumption?

I don’t think your 3D printer will be able to sample and recreate the hamster well enough to implement Dini.

The Banach Tarski paradox only works on spheres, the transforms don’t work on hamster shapes

Fine, you give up, help her

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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