What depraved world we live in! You spent hours checking out all the features and test running different data in the panda sex simulator. You’ve seen things that aged you and your hair so fast you had to take a trip to the beauty section at CVS for some brown hair die so that the girls will still believe you’re only 26. You can’t look at a panda the same way after seeing all of their O-faces. But lucky for you, you think you can soldier on. After all, it’s just math, you can blindly treat it like a math problem without imagining all that sweat stained fur. What do you do?
B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.
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