Not only has your new found passion made you absolutely insufferable to talk to at parties, you spent so long trying to perfect all of the models on your panda simulator and perfect all the personality traits and physical characteristics of the avatar pandas that you got fired from the project for spending so long on it and producing no results. Maybe you bought that model another 10% accuracy, but they didn’t ask you to build a new simulator, they asked you to answer questions and match up some pandas for lewd acts that in your opinion is nothing like how they had previously imagined it. Too bad, maybe stick to the focus of the project next time!
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