You make your own panda sex simulator and you go way over budget!…among other issues

Not only has your new found passion made you absolutely insufferable to talk to at parties, you spent so long trying to perfect all of the models on your panda simulator and perfect all the personality traits and physical characteristics of the avatar pandas that you got fired from the project for spending so long on it and producing no results. Maybe you bought that model another 10% accuracy, but they didn’t ask you to build a new simulator, they asked you to answer questions and match up some pandas for lewd acts that in your opinion is nothing like how they had previously imagined it. Too bad, maybe stick to the focus of the project next time!

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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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