You Chose a Neural Network

Posted byB McGrawPosted inArticles

It took a while to train, but you were able to use some canned Neural Network algorithm without much effort. You’re not super sure why the last guy didn’t do this, it’s generating great panda matches left and right given an input of panda characteristics. Apply some linear programming and you’ve got a sex schedule. You’re not too sure how well the output is looking, cause you are not panda sex expert, but hey, data is data, what do ya do? It did look like some of the male pandas were not going to get any that were shown to be less voracious than the others, but if they were having this much trouble getting laid, there’s only so much you can do to help em out.

Not gonna get much better than this, good enough for government work

Try Naïve Bayes Instead

Try a Regression method instead

Try a Decision Tree Instead

Try Cleaning the data first

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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