It took a while to train, but you were able to use some canned Neural Network algorithm without much effort. You’re not super sure why the last guy didn’t do this, it’s generating great panda matches left and right given an input of panda characteristics. Apply some linear programming and you’ve got a sex schedule. You’re not too sure how well the output is looking, cause you are not panda sex expert, but hey, data is data, what do ya do? It did look like some of the male pandas were not going to get any that were shown to be less voracious than the others, but if they were having this much trouble getting laid, there’s only so much you can do to help em out.
Not gonna get much better than this, good enough for government work