You didn’t clean the data now the pandas won’t get it on!

Breaking, worldwide! Pandas every where are refusing to have sex. Initial reports show, you are to blame! What a doofus! Oh NO! Whatever algorithm you picked didn’t work cause you didn’t label the data or clean out all the bad values filling in the gaps with best guesses and/or just tossing those unlabeled inputs. I absolutely can’t believe you got this job! Everyone knows you gotta clean the data before fitting any models…Even if it’s silly data about panda fertility, you should give it your all and clean it before training any supervised algorithms. Those things do exactly what you tell them to do and you just garbage in-garbage outed those algorithms!

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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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