They didn’t quite get your lecture on genetics

Posted byB McGrawPosted inArticles
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You wait for your family to respond to your impromptu technical explanation on the genetic analysis you’re working on and your uncle is the first to comment.

“Genetics is crazy like that. This one time, we had a family that lived down the street and the mom, the dad, the grandparents, even all of the children were all red heads. Even the cat was ginger. Then one winter, the mother gives birth to a daughter with blonde hair. How crazy is that?! Then one day we found out she was cheating. Now that was a messy divorce. That girl was just like her sisters, I think she was his.”

Doesn’t seem like anything stuck, what do you do?

Try Something else

Give up, probably not worth it

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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