You give up explaining your genetics research but at least ya tried

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I guess you’ve accomplished the bare minimum interaction with your family. Hopefully, you’re the sort of person who thinks that just showing up is good enough. Maybe this is why you haven’t been accepted into a medical school. Everyone can tell you don’t have the gumption or work ethic to have the responsibility of being a doctor.

You did such a bad job at this choose your own adventure that I don’t even feel bad about advertising my friends recent business venture where they sell coffee mugs with fake quotes on them fakequotecoffeemugs.com. Maybe with all your problems you could use this one where Marcus Aurelius says “I blame other people for all my problems”, I think you have a lot in common with that one. It’s not like I get a 25% kick back for it. Good endings don’t get ads…

Start over and give a little more effort

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Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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