Your analogy didn’t quite get your research across

portrait photo of an adult black pug

Eventually your mom commented, “That’s all interesting with the phones and all, but you can make a perfect copy of DNA, and should, that’s what I think you should do with Ruffles. I’m going to miss him so much but I can just tell, he’s living in pain.

“We’ve never had a dog like Ruffles,” your dad makes a toast with his Coors Light. Ruffles snores in the corner of the living room where he hasn’t moved in the last three hours. It doesn’t appear that the telephone analogy worked.

So close, what do you do?

Give up

Try something else

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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