You wait for your family to respond to your impromptu technical explanation on the high pressured liquid Chromatography process you’re currently analyzing and your uncle is the first to comment.
“It kinda reminds me of that trick you can do with the paper on those straws, have I shown you that one before? It’s really cool, you bunch up the paper at one end of the straw before taking it off. Then you drop a couple drops of water on it and it shoots forward. Super neat, should try it next time you go out to eat, you might get some inspiration for this Chromatography stuff!”
B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.
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