I guess you’ve accomplished the bare minimum interaction with your family. Hopefully, you’re the sort of person who thinks that just showing up is good enough. Maybe this is why your advisor doesn’t trust you to use the HPLC machine by yourself.
You did such a bad job at this choose your own adventure that I don’t even feel bad about advertising my friends recent business venture where they sell coffee mugs with fake quotes on them fakequotecoffeemugs.com. Maybe with all your problems you could use this one where Marcus Aurelius says “I blame other people for all my problems”, I think you have a lot in common with that one. It’s not like I get a 25% kick back for it. Good endings don’t get ads…
Start over and give a little more effort
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