Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
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Uncle Robert looked a little confused after the analogy and chimed in, “You see I just don’t think it works that way, I’m a big guy, and I’m almost always making it through crowds way faster than your mom here. Remember when we went to Japan and you could just never keep up. I always powered through those crowds. I’m just saying, I don’t quite follow.”
“Yeah and where are the colors?” your mom asks. “When do those come in?”
So close, what do you do?
B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process. View more posts