Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
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You went full presentation mode and began formally defining everything under the sun.
The earth quaked with your mathematical definitions, children trembled at the fear that you would go through yet another proof. Integrals were defined, functions were named, inner products were had and your family looked even more confused than they were before. They must not be understanding some of these words.
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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process. View more posts