Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
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“So I think I get it,” your dad says “You’re mixing it up, being random and guessing what to do next”
“Yeah, that’s why this crypto market’s in the dumps,” your uncle adds. “There’s just no rhyme or reason to it.” You begin to suspect that he lost more money on the crash than 8 grand.
“But how do you use any of it if it’s random?”
Doesn’t seem to have made a dent. What do you do?
B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process. View more posts