You couldn’t explain your research, and you didn’t even try!

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Wow, you didn’t even want to try and teach your family about your current passion. Even though they love you and just want to connect, you hold them at a distance. You must hate your research or your family. What made you decide to become an electrical engineer, just the money? Either way, you should probably go to therapy.

You did such a bad job at this choose your own adventure that I don’t even feel bad about advertising my friends recent business venture where they sell coffee mugs with fake quotes on them Maybe with all your problems you could use this one where Marcus Aurelius says “I blame other people for all my problems”, I think you have a lot in common with that one. It’s not like I get a 25% kick back for it. Good endings don’t get ads…

Start over and give love a chance

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Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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