You found and fixed the bug!

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Congratulations! You found the indexing issue that was causing all of your problems! After a much satisfying hour of closing one hundred browser tabs and deleting about a thousand lines of debugging code, you push your code to the repo and are credited with one changed line in the massive database.

Unfortunately, you move on to the next JUnit test and it looks like there is another strange error! The work of a software developer is never over. Click here to start over and pretend it’s the new error.

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Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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