You couldn’t debug it, but Congratz on the PhD!

a woman wearing graduation uniform with arms folded

Wow, you spent so long trying to understand the math behind that simple function that you got a PhD in mathematics with an emphasis in Linear Algebra and Machine Learning. This would all normally be great, except as soon as your leadership found out, you got fired for being over qualified for your own job! Damn, you suck at debugging. I guess you could still debug it, but it would be in your free time for no money in between writing research proposals for less money as your previous job as a contractor. Damn, that sucks, should have just stuck to blindly trusting the math.


Sorry but if you want to really debug the code realistically, you’ll have to get in a time machine and start over

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Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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