Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
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You move on to some of the other red flags that popped up in your quick python script to include some very old social security recipients. You notice that there are some people on the system who are actively receiving checks and they’re 150 years old. A quick sanity and google check confirm that there aren’t any humans that old. Not even in Blue Zones. What do you do?
B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process. View more posts
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