69 Part 1: The Fake it Till Ya Make it Emperor Cover Reveal

You may know me as B. McGraw the parody science article writer. Well I happen to be a man who also thinks about the Roman empire daily. Instead of making loose alarmist connections with ‘tHe FaLl Of ThE aMeRiCaN eMpIrE’ I wrote a historical fiction about a Roman civil war. I’m proud to announce that I am in the final editing stages of publishing my second book and first novel “69 Part 1: The Fake it till ya Make it Emperor” and can share the cover. The dark comedy follows the Roman emperor Otho’s rise to power and the turbulent events of 69AD. Well, some of the turbulent events, the others are in part 2.

After being a vertex in a Love triangle with the emperor Nero ending in a banishment by boring political posting on the other side of the empire, Nero kills himself. Otho’s ambitions for the imperial throne take over after befriending the new childless emperor Galba. The plan: get adult adopted. Unfortunately, his new ambitions has a big price tag and despite having no money, he finds enough lenders who thinks he’s good for it. Bribery, access, and pretending to be all that is expensive. Needless to say, it does not play out as Otho expects.

It’s a mostly true story as Tacitus and the other historians of the time had plenty of juicy details already…but ya gotta fill in some gaps. In this post I’ve included a pdf of chapter 1 and 7 because 7 is stand alone and doesn’t spoil too much of the plot as it introduces the fictional Praetorian guard characters Languidus and Tributus.

If you are intrigued beyond your wildest dreams, contact me (bmcgraw584682@gmail.com) if you would like an Advanced Reader Copy (ARC) so that I can get some Amazon reviews. I’m aiming for a December release.

Chapter 1

Chapter 7

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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