You got about three months into prototyping your brand new algorithm before you tested it on some extremely clean panda data and it still doesn’t work. You’re nowhere near having something to match up any pandas for the upcoming panda breeding season and you’ve had three weekly update meetings with “no new results” your supervisor is already reducing your funding and you just know that it’s too late to pivot. You were not able to train an ML algorithm to optimize panda sex!
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