You trained the unsupervised model on only relevant data but…but you just feel dirty inside

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You have increased the panda mating rate so much that the US is a net Panda exporter now! It’s only been three years, they’re just popping out those panda cubs like rabbits who don’t have free access to birth control. The things you’ve learned have changed you. After seeing the results, you collaborated with RedFoxyTop2018 and he explained the different sexual categories of Panda mating and, oh it’s just something you can’t unread. At first you thought it was all made up, but now you know it was true. You tried to shake it off but now you see a bear with a certain look and a certain walk on a Nat Geo special, you get a little flustered, you feel a little hot, and you have to take a cold shower. Some knowledge is never worth learning.

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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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