You have increased the panda mating rate so much that the US is a net Panda exporter now! It’s only been three years, they’re just popping out those panda cubs like rabbits who don’t have free access to birth control. The things you’ve learned have changed you. After seeing the results, you collaborated with RedFoxyTop2018 and he explained the different sexual categories of Panda mating and, oh it’s just something you can’t unread. At first you thought it was all made up, but now you know it was true. You tried to shake it off but now you see a bear with a certain look and a certain walk on a Nat Geo special, you get a little flustered, you feel a little hot, and you have to take a cold shower. Some knowledge is never worth learning.
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