You Take out some Decisions

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You took out some decisions so that the more nuanced, less posterior obsessed options could win out and it still did big butt pandas like big butt pandas, and the same with small butt pandas. You don’t quite get the appeal, because you’re not a panda and don’t understand their preferences, but hooray, you increased the fertility! You tried to allow some more nuanced matchmaking but pandas are just base creatures that don’t want anything more than a substantial badonkadonk.

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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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