Finding unknown patterns in panda sexual preference found some patterns, you’re not sure what those patterns are exactly but they’re there, or you just got lucky. You don’t know! That’s the genius of unsupervised learning, you don’t have to know about all of the gross stuff going on in the mind of a Panda. You want to publish your results, but since there’s no explanation, all you have to show for your data wrangling is a big fat paycheck.
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