You paired down the data some and you improved the birthrate some, but at what cost?

Finding unknown patterns in panda sexual preference found some patterns, you’re not sure what those patterns are exactly but they’re there, or you just got lucky. You don’t know! That’s the genius of unsupervised learning, you don’t have to know about all of the gross stuff going on in the mind of a Panda. You want to publish your results, but since there’s no explanation, all you have to show for your data wrangling is a big fat paycheck.

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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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