You were not able to get the ML algorithm to behave!

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The general explains, “Of course, with this problem being so crucial to national security, we will have to…” is the last thing you remember before waking up in your bed with a bruise on your left eye, a headache, and the subtle taste of strawberries. You feel like someone is following you for the next several months and you can’t even remember what that job was about. You move on to some other job.

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Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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