You Increased the Learning Rate

You let the algorithm learn too quickly and after over fitting to some noise, the pandas are too progressive to have any children! Dang, throw a little reactionary energy into that algorithm and now all your pandas are dying their fur purple to become more unique and stand out according to the algorithm. Unfortunately, this has also caused the pandas to evolve beyond the societal need to feel complete through having children and have adopted a dog instead! Womp womp…Don’t they know they’re not supposed to drop their fertility rates until they’ve moved into a more urban environment? Wow, way to screw up this panda match making algorithm with a WAY TO FAST learning rate!

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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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