You got some half decent results using Regression!

Those American pandas really started to get it on. It wasn’t anything on the level of the baby boomer generation, but the population was in fact growing. Better than the last guy at least. Whatever data you fit that model to, it turned out to be a pretty decent guess. Say what you will about blindly pruning predictors based on P-hacking, but sometimes it really works. Your supervisor had no idea it was only a single layer neural network and he doesn’t have to know…shhhhh

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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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