Those American pandas really started to get it on. It wasn’t anything on the level of the baby boomer generation, but the population was in fact growing. Better than the last guy at least. Whatever data you fit that model to, it turned out to be a pretty decent guess. Say what you will about blindly pruning predictors based on P-hacking, but sometimes it really works. Your supervisor had no idea it was only a single layer neural network and he doesn’t have to know…shhhhh
If you enjoyed this Choose your own adventure about designing and training an ML algorithm to increase the domestic production of Panda Bears and would like to read more of our hard hitting scientific articles please like, share, and subscribe with your email, our twitter handle (@JABDE6), our facebook group here, or the Journal of Immaterial Science Subreddit for weekly content. For Real you should follow just to know when our book comes out! ALSO BOOK COMING SOON!