Dang, you really screwed over those “forever Alone” pandas by ignoring that zero frequency bias in your Naïve Bayes algorithm. They got so angry at never having the chance to mate that they began posting on incel forums online and began writing sexist memes. All the other pandas were fine and increased the US birth rate but wow, you really screwed over those incel pandas. The customer’s happy…I guess that’s just all that matters to you, maybe you could have positively rewarded a different type of diversity, next time…
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