You get some naive Bayes Results

Posted byB McGrawPosted inArticles

Dang, you really screwed over those “forever Alone” pandas by ignoring that zero frequency bias in your Naïve Bayes algorithm. They got so angry at never having the chance to mate that they began posting on incel forums online and began writing sexist memes. All the other pandas were fine and increased the US birth rate but wow, you really screwed over those incel pandas. The customer’s happy…I guess that’s just all that matters to you, maybe you could have positively rewarded a different type of diversity, next time…

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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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