You Decreased the Learning Rate!

Your pandas have become hyper religious! Due to the incredibly slow learning rate, your panda matches have become extremely religious and sexually repressed! They dd have a lot more children due to their traditional family values but then they started practicing some pretty nasty old school habbits like killing their weaker children. That’s some old school nonsense that really hurt your fertility rate right there! At least they are procreating more than they were, but can you live with the fact that you’re reinforcing old societal norms?!

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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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