You decide to figure out what’s going wrong with the legacy algorithm

man in black coat sitting at the table

Testing out and evaluating the 1980-2020 panda sex data on 2021-2023 panda sex statistics, the outcome produces an overall decline in captive pandas when scaled up to the United States Zoo panda population size as provided by the 2020 census. It’s clearly not working and it appears to favor partnering pandas with less black spots together with the whiter pandas while keeping the pandas with more black fur together. You only notice this because you had a feeling there would be a chance of systematic induced panda racism and your conscious made you check. You’ve also listened to like 20 different podcasts about how all the algorithms are racist. Could be a coincidence, but you are uneasy. What do you do?

Totally scrap this racist garbage

Keep some of the hand jammed values, it may be helpful, maybe you can salvage the decades of work that went into it

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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