You favored intelligence and well, 50 years later, you’re serving your panda overlords!

It turns out after several generations of pandas selectively bred for intelligence, you began to create a super race of panda intellectual elite. World wide, the earth has become terraformed with bamboo to provide ample growth for the new growing elite panda population. They have began winning democratic elections around the world for their sound technocratic leadership and have eradicated wars, poverty, and has successfully passed a bipartisan bill that didn’t involve infrastructure. Maybe it’s a good thing you empowered this new political class, or maybe, you just screwed over humanity into a future roll as second class citizens.

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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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