You Added More Layers

You added more layers and your data started getting pretty wonky. Your algorithm began trying to recreate the past believing that if it could create some old panda romances from the 50s and 60s captured in the data it was fitting. Unfortunately, those puzzle piece relationships were equal parts spurious, lucky, and out of the desperation of a sexually repressed past back when a zoo keeper would have to throw a sheet over a panda so that the children wouldn’t see their sinful ways. Applying those values, you’ve recreated the sexually repressed and racial panda algorithm fit before that got the US in this mess in the first place. Let this algorithm go on data alone and it just reinforces damaging stereotypes of which panda should belong with another…Dang, turn yourself into that cancel culture cause you just set panda culture back fifty years.

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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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