Although the dating questionnaire was designed for humans bored in the waiting room at your dentist, the love language compatibility depicted in the human dating profile matcher didn’t work that great on pandas. No, you couldn’t figure out what their ideal first date was because there was absolutely no courting rituals in panda culture. You basically wasted everyone’s time and underperformed against the racist legacy algorithm with your irrelevant decision tree structure. You should have stuck with butt size.
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