You added in the Magazine Questionnaire

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Although the dating questionnaire was designed for humans bored in the waiting room at your dentist, the love language compatibility depicted in the human dating profile matcher didn’t work that great on pandas. No, you couldn’t figure out what their ideal first date was because there was absolutely no courting rituals in panda culture. You basically wasted everyone’s time and underperformed against the racist legacy algorithm with your irrelevant decision tree structure. You should have stuck with butt size.

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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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