You create a less racist algorithm; you even try and sprinkle a little bit of magic into all of the if statements to let the Panda zodiac signs line up right. You even add a little bit of non-deterministic sampling in there because you believe in miracles, but the pandas still don’t want to have sex! You couldn’t do it! Sorry!
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