The Pandas are more inclusive but still aren’t having sex!

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You create a less racist algorithm; you even try and sprinkle a little bit of magic into all of the if statements to let the Panda zodiac signs line up right. You even add a little bit of non-deterministic sampling in there because you believe in miracles, but the pandas still don’t want to have sex! You couldn’t do it! Sorry!

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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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