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Even though you started giving Lucy a little reward every time she got a panda to a second date, the simulated pandas still would at most get to a third date with maybe a kiss or an occasional hug goodbye. This is a pretty tough problem, or maybe Lucy is slacking off. What do you do?
Punish Lucy for not doing well
Give Lucy a treat to remind her what it feels like to be a winner again
Start giving Lucy treats any time the Synthetic Pandas don’t ghost each other
B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process. View more posts
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